I'm going to give this a shot and we'll see what happens

If this works, I can put the blobs under the blobContainers too (they will all also have the same names); then we get a

storageAccount -> blobContainer -> blob

dependency chain, which is awesome. Deleting the storageAccount will delete all of them

I'm realizing this depends on ALL parents being injected into the URN, else blobs will only have blobContainer names; aka

zips:zip

and not

globallyUniqueStorageAccountName:zips:zip

Fortunately all this is going to be buried in a giant

AzureFunctionsMagic

abstraction, so if it doesn't work and I need to get the spaghetti out, we'll be fine 😅